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Edisi Siasat: Batman adalah anak Superman?

Thursday, November 20

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Ak seblum nie ada dgr kabar angin yang mengatakan batman adalah anak kepada superman..
ak tak percaya..gila la..takkan la betul..bagi ak tuh kabar angin jew..tapi akhir nya ak terpaksa mengakui mmg betul batman anak superman..korang caya tak?..klu tak caya cuba klik link kat bawah nie..
P/S: Gurauan di ptg hari.. =)
Cube tgk kat bwh. cemane lah kalau pak arab jumpe salji.

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Lawak Singapura

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Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going to Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer la ???
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born la !!!
Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?''
They are all below 'C' (sea) level.' =)

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Jom Buat Duit

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Salam. skrg tgh Hot gile coz Pay Per Lead Malaysia paling mahal by The Reds baru je launch.

Hanya download dan edarkan sahaja. Tak perlu modal. FREE aje. Korang dapat RM 1 untuk setiap referral yang download dari link korang. Min Payout just RM50. Interesting huh!

Klik kat banner bawah atau kat sini --> Buat Duit dan isikan info. Dwnload content dari email korang itu. Jadi affiliater, & promote kat kenkawan. Great. caunsinci dulu.
Dah tue. tak reti2 nak blanje Muhafis M'c Flurry? =p

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Final, here i come..

Saturday, November 1

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Salam. Dah lame x jenguk blog.. sorry buddy. Konon2 nak focus kat examination la siut.. heheh.. Paper last Finance Investment 18 hb November. Sweet November.. =) Doakan ak Sukses.. Pass sume paper eh. Amieen.. Begitu juge pd kengkawan yg menduduki peperiksaan. Score jgn x score.

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Buat kakakku yg membace blog ini.. Trimas sebab sentiasa support dlm pelajaran.. Tahun depan mgkin ak tpakse quit stdy jgk.. soorry tau.. Jgn risau ttg ak, berubat cara lama bukan ker lagi baik kakak..
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My life is so miserable part 3. Will continued...

P/S: Ak dpt RM30 via m2u dr sales MyspaceMasyuk. sape yg beli ebook nyer tue.. Lame x promet dech.. Lepas tmbang g Damansara. =)
TQ, dah beli jgn lupe Apply.

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